Retro Humor Lover Mugs

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

Mail box has turned into an email center.

"We run an old fashioned practice here, Mrs Gledhill."

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

'You forgot to put it in park.'

'...personally,I just wish he'd dress up in my bra and knickers!'

'I just blocked someone the old fashioned way.'

Early marketing. Are you happy with your current rock?

'I get vertigo when I look back.'

'Gone out your dinner is in the food blender'

"Hurry up with that cork!"

"No, no! I said that dress makes you look like a flapper!"

"I think you just invented Monday."

'What's wrong with drugs - Dad?'

"Remember how short and stout she was back in high school?"

"Can you type?"

'Birthmark? Nope...no pocket protector during the great permanent ink pen leak of '72.'

'It was a Christmas present from last year. They're cute when they're puppies.'

"When I was young, we didn't go around making our elders feel silly and old-fashioned with our fancy cell phones."

Here's to the Mandellium

The world's first carjacking

"Parts for this model aren't easy to find, plus we're really backed up right now. Give it about three weeks."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'The thrill of June 4th,1941 suddenly came back to Arthur'

"We're upgrading the phone system."

'Remember when you needed a can opener to open a can of whoop ass?'

Rose was looking forward to the day when the council would fit her an indoor toilet!

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

This problem began in the 1950's...

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Old Farts Keep Right.

"I wanted a toaster."

No Soap in the Bathroom

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

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