Retro Humor Admirer Gifts

"Is this by chance a private party?"

Food Fight At The OK Buffet.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Jarvis Cocker

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Yours is adjustable?"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Elton John

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

Grandfather Clock

The Fab Four

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

Trump to Build Wall

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Geri Halliwell.

Social Struggles

W.C. Fields

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

Will Curl Lip For Food