Retro Humor Admirer Gifts

"Is this by chance a private party?"

Food Fight At The OK Buffet.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

Grandfather Clock

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Trump to Build Wall

"My, it feels good to sit down."

A man selling a horse to an older lady

Social Struggles

Will Curl Lip For Food

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline