Retro Joke Enthusiast Pillows

'For a fur coat you have to kill a mammal, dummy!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Eat me"

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Yours is adjustable?"

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"I cross the road to forget."

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Every class has one. . .

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"