Retro Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'He's in charge of shredding documents.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"It's your Grandpa's version of keeping up with technology...reading the papers online."

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

The first safety manual.

"You've got one of my dresses on again."

Lady to caveman: 'Watch your step - I just waxed the stalagmites.'

'Most of our parents wanted to get it over with.'

When I was your age we used drugs, but they were acne medications.

'I hate to see you working so hard...close the door would you, dear!'

The idea lightbulb is born.

Mad ugly women with clubs and other weapons in hand.

'You have smoke.'

Nostalgic Clip Art.

'Look at him! Once beefcake,now pot roast!'

Caveboy

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

'See, chivalry isn't dead!'

A man and his son both try to hide their vices.

'You know this belt I've been using to punish the kids? It can also be used to hold up my pants!'

'It's a pity the pill wasn't around in your mother's day!'

"Of course I look revolting, but I've got a pre-Thatcher sperm count."

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

"Have you been here long?"

Bored mid 40's housewife looking for afternoon fun...

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

"Miss me?"

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

If that

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"

Servant Leaving - Because of the Missus

Women bathing at the seaside

The delightful process of dressing in a bathing-machine

"Sure, I'll make the dinner tonight...when the cows come... oh alright!"

'It was tougher in my day.'