Retro Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

"That said, however, let's go see if she's got any roommates."

'- if it plays up thump it!'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Trump to Build Wall

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Hurry up with that cork!"

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

How We Know You're Getting Old

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

"Cap'n crunches"

The Moe Howard Installation

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."

Pistols at dawn.

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'