Retro Comedy Enthusiasts Pillows

'There's no decent comedy on TV nowadays. Why don't they bring back Mr Blobby?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Trump to Build Wall

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

W.C. Fields

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

W.C.Fields

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Hurry up with that cork!"

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."

'I'm afraid that I'm going to wind up an old maid!'

"Cap'n crunches"

This problem began in the 1950's...

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

"Congratulations, you've passed."