Retro Comedy Enthusiasts Mugs

'There's no decent comedy on TV nowadays. Why don't they bring back Mr Blobby?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Trump to Build Wall

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Hurry up with that cork!"

'I'm afraid that I'm going to wind up an old maid!'

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"Cap'n crunches"

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."

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