Retro Comedy Enthusiast Mugs

Boy making rude remark to a stout man on a broken weighing machine

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Trump to Build Wall

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Hurry up with that cork!"

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"Cap'n crunches"

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."

Thatcher's child

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"