Retro Humor Aficionado Pillows

Pistols at dawn.

'Are you coming on to me?' (woman has bump on her head where man has hit her with his club.)

"Your wife is seriously ill, but I haven't told her, so she may be down later to make you tea."

Remote controls in the 1960's could not only change the channel and deliver a beer, they operated on voice command...

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Yours is adjustable?"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

Peter Cook

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Trump to Build Wall

A man selling a horse to an older lady

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

W.C. Fields

The Enemy