Retro Humor Appreciator Pillows

'How do you send text messages?'

'The mobile phone comes free.'

July25, 1979: Shirley Splatz experiences the downside to her first, 'Dress Down Day'.

"Back then, they didn't have refrigerators to hang pictures on."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Trump to Build Wall

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'I envisioned something more robust'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Hurry up with that cork!"

Thatcher's child

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

"Cap'n crunches"

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"