Retro Joke Lover Pillows

"I gotta stop, Ralph. . . one of my balls fell off!"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

Trump to Build Wall

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Hurry up with that cork!"

"Your chicken in red wine, sir."

'I'm afraid that I'm going to wind up an old maid!'

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

How We Know You're Getting Old

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"Cap'n crunches"

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

The Moe Howard Installation

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.