Vintage Humor Aficionado Gifts

"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."

The first, and only, known photograph of a human being actually slipping on a banana peel.

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

A man selling a horse to an older lady

Farmers and Parson

The red-nosed man discourseth

Man says he has left his opera-glass in a cab

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. IV. - A poser for a Bloomer

'Now that we can walk upright, let's go try to find ourselves some platform shoes.'

'Wow. . . Look at the rock on her finger.'

Flasher - Frankenstien's Monster

Old-fashioned scars - made from scratch.

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

'There's a time and place for everything - specifically, the 1970's, my hand up your dress.'

"Does this mastodon skin make me look fat?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Mr. Toots becomes particular - Diogenes also

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'