Vintage Humor Lover Gifts

'Crimony Eve, it's the 5th one you've shrunk. How many times do I have to tell you that my figs are dry clean only!'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'You seldom see such traditional family values these days.'

Gladstone Retirement Rumours

'It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.'

'That one is for keeping warm in the Cold War.'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

The Paddle

Wild West Shoot Out.

Fresh deliveries.

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

'That's old Doc Reinow! Forty years practicing...

Old lady threading a needle - thinks they make the eyes smaller than they used to

Gangster exits sex shop with 'blow up moll'.

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

'I think one of the earliest dual career couples was Bonnie and Clyde.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

'Fight Disease - Don't share leeches - Clean leech exchange center.

The Couple Whoe Coddle Themselves

'This is not an automatic elevator, sir.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

1874: Custer's Last Stand-Up

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'Mr. Cooper believes in the old fashion method of dancing instruction.'

A Good Wife.

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Frankie Howerd.

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

'How was your date with the tattooed lady?'

'I treated women like it was the Age of Chivalry, which put me into a World of Pain.'

"Looks like a bad case of Sioux."

'Shall we join the ladies?'