Vintage Humor Lover Gifts

'Crimony Eve, it's the 5th one you've shrunk. How many times do I have to tell you that my figs are dry clean only!'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Gladstone Retirement Rumours

'You seldom see such traditional family values these days.'

'It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.'

'That one is for keeping warm in the Cold War.'

The Paddle

The Couple Whoe Coddle Themselves

Old lady threading a needle - thinks they make the eyes smaller than they used to

Fresh deliveries.

Wild West Shoot Out.

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

'That's old Doc Reinow! Forty years practicing...

'I think one of the earliest dual career couples was Bonnie and Clyde.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Fight Disease - Don't share leeches - Clean leech exchange center.

'This is not an automatic elevator, sir.'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

Gangster exits sex shop with 'blow up moll'.

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"Phil, darling, I had to engage a seamstress today."

"Wilt thou really have this man to be thy wedded husband?"

"You're a latitude-and-longitude person, which will be helpful to you, I'm sure, in 1992."

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

"I won't be long. I'm just going round to Spike's for a few beers with my ilk."

"Oh, for Pete's sake!"

'Dizzy and His Constituent'

Manners and customs of 'ye Englyshe', scene 1.

Treating the Patient

The Lady Disciplines the Servants

Railway Shares - Campaign to stop the Queen using the 'dangerous' train

Colonel Sibthorp - 'Sibby' 1843

An old gentleman uninterested in the man the crowd are making a fuss over.