Vintage Humor Enthusiast Gifts

1907: An unfortunate mis-print ruins Baden-Powell's first book launch.

"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."

Snobbery Towards Servants

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

'Morning Herald' News Story Images- Jonas Junks Thrown out of Pub in St Giles, London

Poor Paul's friend

'I dunno what 'er misshus 'll shay--but any'ow 'm nor goin to preten I'm shober'--(hic).

The Convalescent

"My grandma needs reading glasses to read. I guess they only taught writing and 'rithmetic back in her day."

Robinson is shaved by a Milanese barber.

The Rake's Progress - Marries an old maid.

Age Cannot Wither.

Courting A Spinster.

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

Women asking a cabman if he is engaged

Man expresses his opinion on women and beauty.

"Yes, Ma'am, we've found him – brown suit, grey eyes, and answers to the name of Mervin."

"Can't you do K.P. tomorrow."

"I suppose you'd like me to go out and make friends for you!"

"Look, Mama! I'm not a liability any more."

"Thank you, I'd rather stand."

"Take good care of her, Mr Denny. She's all we've got."

"We must look like damn fools."

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."

"We'd like to use one of your front windows."

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

"Mr. Hawthorne called, Madame. I couldn't quite make out whether he was bringing someone home or someone was bringing him home."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Now salute Mummy, dear, and run along to bed."

"We seem to be out of just about everything."

"Well, good luck, Herman!"

"How do you expect to get anywhere – always going to bed early!"

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Could't we take a cab? I'd be glad to pay for it."

"Hey fellows, this one's open."