Vintage Humor Buffs Gifts

'It's a 'slap-on, slap-off' light.

A Certain Preventative.

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

Peter Cook

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

Mr. Toots becomes particular - Diogenes also

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

The Enemy

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

A man selling a horse to an older lady

W.C. Fields

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."