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'It's a 'slap-on, slap-off' light.

A Certain Preventative.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

Mr. Toots becomes particular - Diogenes also

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

The Enemy

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

1874: Custer's Last Stand-Up

"Hatless" Bill Johnson