Lover Of Playful Antics Gifts

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Playing pig

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

It's all gravy.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

Dog Walking on Stilts

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

Vampire Humor

"Today the telephone pole, tomorrow the moon."

Other men just sing in the bath

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."

"You're positive no one will be able to tell the difference?"

'I'll bet you 'Laughing Joker' is playing another elaborate prank on us!'

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

Dog walks over a vent and gets hair blown off.

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"