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Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

While You Were Out: We Moved!

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"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'What are you implying?'

Vampire Humor

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'Pavlov's first experiment'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

Turtle chick.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

To the Aquarium

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

A cow carrier.

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

Eskimo fishing.

'I knew it! Come back here!'

"The catch is you only get one chopstick"

'Your marriage proposal couldn't have been any more romantic. Can we finish our first date before I give you my answer?'

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger. Unfortunately, it's a grizzly bear!"

"Believe me, you don't want to know where it all comes from."

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

"All day, every day—'There's a goddam fly in here!' It's so hurtful."

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'