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'I have just been handed a revised weather forecast...'

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

'I found the termites!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Wanna play?"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Woof"

Surprise Party

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Happy Birthday MUM!

False starts.

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.