Amused By Surprises T-Shirts

Turtle chick.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Sweet surprise.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Vegetarian Birthdays.

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Woof"

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'