Nature's Surprises T-Shirts

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Sweet surprise.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Surprise Party

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.