Laughing At Nature's Quirks T-Shirts

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Watering the garden gnome

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Give Chlorophyll.

'My 'harrumphs' are losing their volume.'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

"Yeah, I don't have to go to the dentist, but I do need to ingest rocks to break down my food, and believe me, it's not much fun either. . ."

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

Goose

Ice Age.

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

'I though you were on the pill!'

Hunting wildfowl

Animals tee-off - chicken realises that instead of golf ball, she's hit her egg.

Echo is not ready to say, 'I love you.'

'I do admire your honesty in your garden planning.'

"Don't drink that natural spring water! The aquifer's polluted with agrochemicals!"

"Lately, I feel the whispering pines are whispering about me."

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

'There's all the corn and crawdads you can eat across the highway, boy, and a plump, little female of your species up just about every tree.'

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

Why the chicken crossed the road...

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

'Are you looking at my bird?'

General Dentistry.

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'