Laughing At Nature's Quirks Mugs

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Watering the garden gnome

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

'My 'harrumphs' are losing their volume.'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Gardener and the Giant Snail

Give Chlorophyll.

"Yeah, I don't have to go to the dentist, but I do need to ingest rocks to break down my food, and believe me, it's not much fun either. . ."

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

Goose

Hunting wildfowl

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

'I though you were on the pill!'

Ice Age.

Echo is not ready to say, 'I love you.'

'I do admire your honesty in your garden planning.'

"Don't drink that natural spring water! The aquifer's polluted with agrochemicals!"

Why the chicken crossed the road...

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

"Lately, I feel the whispering pines are whispering about me."

'There's all the corn and crawdads you can eat across the highway, boy, and a plump, little female of your species up just about every tree.'

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

General Dentistry.

'Are you looking at my bird?'

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'

'Strangler fig, eh. I'm sending you to a botanist, who will recommend a tree surgeon.'