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'Well, actually I DO have a small tree growing out of my head!'

Grace For Flies

Life is for the birds.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Swan Fairy Tales

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Polar bear bowling alley

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Marco ..."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Relaxing in the Sun

No littering...

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Bless You."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Dog in Daisys