Nature In Unexpected Places Admirer Gifts

'Well, actually I DO have a small tree growing out of my head!'

Grace For Flies

Life is for the birds.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Swan Fairy Tales

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Motor Tourism

"Marco ..."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

No littering...

Dog in Daisys