Holiday Nature Admirer Gifts

'Hello, Audubon Society - This is Santa, calling in the results of the Northpole's Christmas Bird Count...'

Grace For Flies

Life is for the birds.

"Cat box"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Swan Fairy Tales

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Where Indian ink came from.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

Polar bear bowling alley

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

No littering...

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Bless You."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed