Holiday Nature Admirer Pillows

Grace For Flies

"Cat box"

Life is for the birds.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Swan Fairy Tales

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

Where Indian ink came from.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

No littering...

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Marco ..."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed