Nature And Birds Admirer Gifts

I don't care that you always did want to be a song bird. Stop it or leave.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Life is for the birds.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Swan Fairy Tales

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

Romantic Giraffes

A large leaf falling on a dog