Nature Admirers Gifts

"Storm's a-brewin."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

"Those are my parents. Aren't they terrific?"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'How much?! You can't be serious: It's a hole in a tree!'

'Don't look at me like that, it's not my fault!'

Stinging Bee

One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'

Owl answers telephone.

'I have matches guys, now we just need to find some wood to get a nice fire going...'

They were over the moon now but the mix up at the maternity ward would later prove fatal

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Cramp!

See U Next Year

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'Not one lousy bite all darn day.'

'I worry about my future.'

Ostrich with a black eye. Rabbit shaking his fist at the ostrich.

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

'Jungle hair.'

Noah's arc - dove brings newspaper.

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

"Insects? No, my mum is teaching me how to catch birds!"

"Why fly south?"

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Small elf on a branch dressed as an angel singing to mouse.

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "