Nature Admirers Gifts

"Storm's a-brewin."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

"Those are my parents. Aren't they terrific?"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'How much?! You can't be serious: It's a hole in a tree!'

'Don't look at me like that, it's not my fault!'

One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'

Stinging Bee

Owl answers telephone.

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Cramp!

'I have matches guys, now we just need to find some wood to get a nice fire going...'

They were over the moon now but the mix up at the maternity ward would later prove fatal

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

See U Next Year

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

Small elf on a branch dressed as an angel singing to mouse.

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

"Will there be trees?"

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

Deer with flip-flops

Feline Evolution.

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

Ostrich with a black eye. Rabbit shaking his fist at the ostrich.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Not one lousy bite all darn day.'

'I worry about my future.'

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'We're off to the woods - today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.'

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

'Jungle hair.'

Noah's arc - dove brings newspaper.

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'