Nature Aficionados Gifts

'I think the schooling bass are trying to tell us something.'

Where the Buffalo Comb

'Joyce Kilmer is a bore - give me 'Desire Under the Elms' any day!'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Fishing Anteater.

Birds Ice Skating.

'All I can really see is that you'll have a busy life kiddo...'

Musician using horn to water the plants.

"You can't just work all the time, you need to find a hobby..."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Life is for the birds.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Swan Fairy Tales

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polluted geese

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A large leaf falling on a dog