Outdoor Aficionados Gifts

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle!'

"Oh no. I have its little one in my backpack."

'They play five innings or until six parents fall asleep, whichever comes first.'

Bull charging a fisherman

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Holiday time.

Bring your own inflatable.

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

Duck Hunt

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Tallyho!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."