Outdoor Lovers Gifts

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Special Regulations.

"He loved the outdoors."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

'Actually we're members of a mountain climbing club named for Sir Edmund Hillary.'

Chasing girls with a butterfly net.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

"I'm having an en-suite put in."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Frog in the puddles.