Outdoor Lovers T-Shirts

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Special Regulations.

"He loved the outdoors."

Bees are famous for being busy, but they always take time to smell the flowers!

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

'Actually we're members of a mountain climbing club named for Sir Edmund Hillary.'

Chasing girls with a butterfly net.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

"I'm having an en-suite put in."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'More bubbles!'