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'This would be really beautiful if it were prettier.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Not that net!'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Allotment

Bring your own inflatable.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Duck Hunt

'More bubbles!'

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

"Tallyho!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Smokey The Tree"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.