Outdoors Enthusiasts Gifts

'This would be really beautiful if it were prettier.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Not that net!'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bring your own inflatable.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Duck Hunt

Fishing sign.

'More bubbles!'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

"Tallyho!"

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"