Outdoorsy Enthusiast Gifts

Country Bumpkin.

Family Hiking Trip

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

Duck Hunt

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Tallyho!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Bike Rides

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."