Outdoorsy Adventurer Gifts

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

"Don't bring camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said."

Illiterate Geese.

'Well, let's head home, they've already left.'

Background Music

Eskimo fisherman gets hooked.

"Throw a stick, throw a ball, take a walk....are you my dog or my personal trainer?"

"My husband has a huge set of antlers and I have a pretty good idea where he's hanging out."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Bear watching a man trying to fish bear style.

'How's your job at the stables?' - 'I'd better dash. My work is piling up.'

'I told you bungee jumping from your tree stand was a bad idea!'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Boy, am I glad to see you. I lost my gun, my glasses and my clothes.'

"Hibernating! That's all you think about."

From sea to skis.

No hunting sign: Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

Bear skiing.

"My owner always takes a pee right before we leave for a walk. For me, that's the whole point of the trip!"

Log Rolling - with a Whale.

Boy Scout: 'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

National Park System: Your campfire is still smoldering.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Maybe the fish are all in school today, Dad!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"I bagged a couple of ducks and a drone."

"Any sign of those cattle rustlers Tonto?"

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

Ducks trying to guess what a man is quacking.

Mr. Bibble hunts the stag on Exmoor.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Two men inside a drag carriage

Hunting Party in the Highlands.

Huntsman in the rain