Outdoor Adventurers Gifts

Surf lift.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"It's not good enough to just grab the fish ... the judges want to see you do it without splashing."

"You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare"

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Whoops, another miss - but who's counting?'

The natural selection process in golf.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'And finally, we give thanks to our ancestors for settling in this perpetually frozen wasteland, and not somewhere pleasant, like Cabo.'

'It must have been the fork in the road.'

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

'Need anything today?'

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Outdoor Activities in the Digital Age

'I like hanging out with you, Victoria!'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

Acme Outdoor Resorts, Inc.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

Man on dock fishing has 'Suggestions' box

Trespassers will be snowballed.

'Randy needs help! ... But let's putt out first. I don't want to hold up the foursome waiting behind us.'

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Two boys fishing in a river.

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

'She's not describing the one that got away, she's describing the flasher she just saw in the bushes.'

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

Disorienteering