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Surf lift.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"It's not good enough to just grab the fish ... the judges want to see you do it without splashing."

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare"

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Whoops, another miss - but who's counting?'

The natural selection process in golf.

'And finally, we give thanks to our ancestors for settling in this perpetually frozen wasteland, and not somewhere pleasant, like Cabo.'

'It must have been the fork in the road.'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

Outdoor Activities in the Digital Age

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Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'I like hanging out with you, Victoria!'

'Need anything today?'

"That's odd. I thought there was supposed to be a crock of gold at the end of a rainbow? This is a kettle of fish."

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Swing time.

Two boys fishing in a river.

'I'm telling you, Fred, fishing is a science.'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

'So, it was setting the traps all along, Dudley. How much were they paying you?'

'Not that net!'