Outdoor Adventurist T-Shirts

"Bloody streaker!"

"Hang on dude! Maybe I should shorten the bungee cord for you..."

Dark Clouds

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'My feet are killing me.'

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Local Knowledge

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Allotment

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Support Group for a Good Problem

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"