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'Yes, I'll clip his nails if you really want me to...'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Bring your own inflatable.

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Fly Fishing

"It's such a lovely day!"