Outdoor Fun Enthusiast T-Shirts

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Tommy!"

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

Fishing sign.

'More bubbles!'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Duck Hunt

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Tallyho!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

Bike Rides

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'