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Nobody likes a smore loser

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."