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Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Hunting had become more dangerous since the bears discovered kevlar.

Hunters in a forest.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'So let me get this straight, you're saying the fox had a car waiting for him?'

'I suggest we wait at the pub until this bird realizes that it's hatching your golf ball.'

Fisherman

Confused climbers trying to climb a falsely chalked route

They called it puppy love... mainly because 'cow love' sounded so disgusting.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Ladybird travelling to 'Honeydew.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"It's such a lovely day!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Duck Hunt

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'More bubbles!'

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."