Outdoors Aficionado Gifts

The Big Catch

Hunter looking at a deer wearing a sign saying "N.R.A. Member".

"Tallyho!"

Track & Field & Stream magazine

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'Well, Ranger Thomas, I'm afraid you've got Dutch Elm disease!'

'Some people should fish more and drink less.'

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate our echo?"

Duck Hunt

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

"Tommy!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

An Unexpected Guest.

Fly Fishing

'More bubbles!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'