Outdoors Aficionado Gifts

The Big Catch

Hunter looking at a deer wearing a sign saying "N.R.A. Member".

"Tallyho!"

Track & Field & Stream magazine

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'Well, Ranger Thomas, I'm afraid you've got Dutch Elm disease!'

'Some people should fish more and drink less.'

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate our echo?"

Duck Hunt

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Tommy!"

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

An Unexpected Guest.

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Bike Rides

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."