Nature Aficionado Gifts

The Evolution of Man.

'Great cabin Leroy, the rug really ties it all in.'

'Gentlemen, our first order of business is to find out where the peanuts are kept.'

'You guys are real friends!'

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

'Can I pick your brains?'

Spring Weather.

'A little long on the tremolo, perhaps, and not enough obligatto, but all things considered, not a bad call.'

The garden lady.

'Oops.'

"I'm sorry, but we only serve worms between 4am and 6am."

'I'm from Australia, the land of hopportunity!'

Bear

"I came as soon as I heard."

'So you're a national bird, big deal. If you're so hot, why can't you swim?'

Mountain climbers with wet washing hanging on their safety rope to dry.

'Numbers don't lie Dad: The most dangerous times to go to the waterhole are dawn and dusk...'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

An Unexpected Guest.

It was an impulse buy.

Elephant with cotton buds.

Smell by date.

'You think you're close? Listen Bud, I wrote the book on extinction!'

'Don't tell me you're still living with your parents!'

Alligator prayer: 'Lord, send me more baptisms...'

A snail with a little house instead of shell.

'Listen to that: 'Fact of life: Your ears and nose never stop growing'... Boy, aren't you in trouble...'

Grazing

"Are you the lady with the ants?"

Evolution Bus Stop.

A man loves gardening.

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Yes, I was a working dog, but can you really call running around on the farm with my master all day long in the fresh air work?"

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"