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'Great cabin Leroy, the rug really ties it all in.'

'You guys are real friends!'

'Gentlemen, our first order of business is to find out where the peanuts are kept.'

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

Spring Weather.

'Can I pick your brains?'

'A little long on the tremolo, perhaps, and not enough obligatto, but all things considered, not a bad call.'

'Oops.'

The garden lady.

Smell by date.

Elephant with cotton buds.

It was an impulse buy.

An Unexpected Guest.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Mountain climbers with wet washing hanging on their safety rope to dry.

'Numbers don't lie Dad: The most dangerous times to go to the waterhole are dawn and dusk...'

"I'm sorry, but we only serve worms between 4am and 6am."

'I'm from Australia, the land of hopportunity!'

Bear

"I came as soon as I heard."

'So you're a national bird, big deal. If you're so hot, why can't you swim?'

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

"Yes, I was a working dog, but can you really call running around on the farm with my master all day long in the fresh air work?"

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'You think you're close? Listen Bud, I wrote the book on extinction!'

A man loves gardening.

A snail with a little house instead of shell.

'Don't tell me you're still living with your parents!'

Alligator prayer: 'Lord, send me more baptisms...'

'Listen to that: 'Fact of life: Your ears and nose never stop growing'... Boy, aren't you in trouble...'

Grazing

"Are you the lady with the ants?"

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