Nature Afficionado Gifts

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Swan Fairy Tales

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polluted geese

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Romantic Giraffes

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Bring your own inflatable.