Forest Aficionado Gifts

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Deforestation.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Bring your own inflatable.

An Unexpected Guest.

Duck Hunt

"Tallyho!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Taking it easy

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Eat me"

Shellfie

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

D.I.Y

Comb Sweet Comb

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Kangeroo and joey