Forest Aficionado Gifts

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Deforestation.

Bring your own inflatable.

An Unexpected Guest.

Duck Hunt

"Tallyho!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Taking it easy

"Eat me"

Shellfie

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

D.I.Y

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Kangeroo and joey

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.