Tree Aficionado Gifts

Tree of Death and Tree of Death

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Christmas tree restraining order.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Tree house.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

D.I.Y

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Stop and Birch

"Today, son, you are a man."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Spring in Japan.

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Lumberjack Christmases.

No tree hugging.

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."